Snarky Sister
The column that proves snark is genetic. While Snarky Sister is on an annoyingly long hiatus having an actual life, you can still enjoy her greatest hits, listed for your convenience in alphabetical order. Feel free to email my Snarky Sister and encourage her to continue her observations and witticisms some day:
All Roads Lead to NYC --
Here’s the rub: It seems like every job I am
qualified for is in New York City...
Antibiotic Gut Riot
-- I have learned that taking an antibiotic for acne is an
entirely unique scenario...
Cake --
I won't say "it couldn't get better than this,"
because I am a firm believer that anything could probably get better...
The Fattening -- I do not
consider spring a re-birth. Quite the opposite, really...
Go To Hell, Diego -- So I'm
spending some time as a nanny this spring...
Learn Something -- Here are
some of my favorite "real" words...
Man Pants -- Normally, I adore shopping...
Mega Blocks Old McDonald's Farm Playset
-- I'm sure that most of us have, at some low point in our lives, imagined what
"the worst" is...
Random Observations -- Who gets
to name hurricanes?
Shut Your Cakeholes --
There is one sporting tournament on TV that I get completely wrapped up
in...
Snarky Family Exchange --
Snarking takes too much effort...
Snow Day --
Things that are
Stupid in a Blizzard with a Foot of Snow on the Ground...
Spa Day -- Anyway, not being one to
turn down anything free, especially since said boss HAS been a total butt munch
and owed it to us, I signed on...
Stupid Hot -- I may be Southern
and relatively proud of it, but I HATE TO BE HOT.
Things Are Going Swimmingly
-- Irene is 82 years old. She swims every single morning at 7am, except
on Sundays...
Too Bad For You -- Then there's me,
from whom small children run screaming...
Weddings Sans Date -- I
may be always the surly bridesmaid and never the bride and I might have
attended more weddings in my life than you could shake a champagne flute
at, but I am still relatively in favor of blessed events...
What Would You Do? -- What
would you be willing to sacrifice, what acts would you be willing to commit,
what laws would you be willing to break?
Why am I the Fool? -- I
sometimes experiences these other-worldly feelings...