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Though the Ellie Marvel side of me includes the naughty bits in such a way that it elevates the stories to an 18+ rating, in my Jody Wallace romances, there is still some degree of sexual content.  In A SPELL FOR SUSANNAH, Susannah is forced to escort the hero, Jon Tom, to a private hot springs because the Queen is hoping the rascally detective will be able to pressure secrets out of our tight-lipped princess.  Yes, folks, Mom is desperate for an explanation to the holey shoes, the nightly disappearances, and her daughters' continued disobedience. 

As you can imagine, since Susannah and Jon Tom are half in love already, hijinks ensue.  But the question is, does Susannah confess her secrets and bring down the wrath of the jealous fairy clans on her bushy little head?  They won't be too happy if they find out a human can do magic.