Peenvengers: Where Danger Lurks

The gang is back together. Justin Beaver doesn’t stand a chance. Or does he?

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Having found the first clue they need to proceed, will the Peenvengers locate the Beav’s hideout, or will the minions ambush be their last? “Their” meaning the Peenvengers. Their last ambush. Because the minions win. Hey, it could happen!

Jody Wallace
Smart. Snarky. Seductive. And that’s just the books.
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Peenvengers: The Search Continues

01What other methods will the Peenvengers employ to find their missing comrade in … well, not arms, but you know what I mean.

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At last! They found Black Widow, also called BeeDub, also called BW, depending on how much space I have in the speech bubble. Now things can really get rolling.
Jody Wallace
Smart. Snarky. Seductive. And that’s just the books.
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Peenvengers: A Beaver’s Worst

When we left our valiant peens, their secret hideout had just been VIOLATED by none other than Justin Beaver, who had proceeded to knock stuff over and kidnap an innocent bystander. In the chaotic aftermath, the Peevengers…well, mostly Black Widow…formulated a plan to search the forest in the direction Justin Beaver flew away to search for clues….

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Join us tomorrow when the Peenvengers realize something is not right beyond the fact that beavers can fly.
Jody Wallace
Smart. Snarky. Seductive. And that’s just the books.
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Crochet Peen: Antpeen

antpeencloseupAntpeen is currently represented by a small fingerpeen who has a habit of offering pointed commentary. He’s stealthy, too.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Antpeen. My other name is…well, it doesn’t matter. I’m sure to grow on you regardless!

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

I’m not as small as an ant, but I did prefer Antpeen to Bugpeen. Spiderpeen was taken.

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

The size of a normal human lady finger and hollow for more efficient wearing.

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

A little scratchy, really. Handler used a wool blend.

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Sneaky pink.

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

I don’t have any. I’m deprived! Is this some kind of discrimination because I’m so short?

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7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

What sign do you like best? I can be that sign.

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Hulk and I go way back, like from the first ever Peenvengers photoshoot back. I’d have to give props to the Big Green as my bestie.

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Pointing, sneaking around, puns, commiserating with Black Widow about what dopes the other peens are, falling over so I look like I’m unconscious but really I’m about to spring into action, playing Where Is Thumbkin?

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Really, I’d have to say, people who don’t watch where they’re walking. Do you know how much trouble you can get into if you don’t look where you step?

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

I hear there’s this great movie called Antman from 2015… And to be honest, I’m pretty fond of that Taylor Swift.

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

I’d like to be able to fly. Not like a wasp, but like a butterfly. And maybe if I could sting like a bee?

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Crochet Peen: Ironpeen

ironmanTony Stark disclosed his identity as Ironpeen when he was first created. Watch out–he’s a salty, wild troublemaker with an attitude that won’t quit.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Tony. Tony Stark. I’m also Ironpeen. Iron. Peen. Cuz I’m like iron, you know, where it counts.

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

Stark family name. Tony, though. Don’t call me Anthony. Anthony’s some dweeb, a dummy. I’m brilliant.

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

TBD

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

The handler used the toughest acrylic yarn to make my suit.

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Bright red. Bright yellow. Warning sign, you know? Thrusters blue, for immense power.

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

I never fall down. But I shoot off like a rocket, from the power of my thrusters. Just ask, and I’ll show you.

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7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

Gemini. Because it takes two of you to make one of me, my brain, my suit. Two thrusters. Yeah.

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

None of these fools. A peen’s gotta be his own best friend. I think Cap’s in love with me, though. Probably Black Widow, too. I’m irresistible.

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Inventing things that will destroy the world but only if they fall into the wrong hands, which, you know, happens sometimes, but it’s the price you gotta pay for progress. Do you want to be protected from the alien threat or not? Gotta pay to play.

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Cramping my style.

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

Shark Tank. Got some good stuff on there, but it’s mostly kid stuff. Maybe a little potential. I hired a few of them for Stark Industries. They should probably ask me to do the show, I’ll make it twice as popular.

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

I’m already living the dream, what?

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Crochet Peen: Hulk

hulkantmanHe used to be Bruce Banner, but radioactive something-something transformed him into the Hulk! You won’t like him when he’s angry.

1) WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Hulk Smash!

2) IS THERE A STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?

Big smash!

3) PHYSICAL STATS (height, girth, etc):

The biggest peen ever made! Ever! Run out of yarn big!

4) WHAT IS YOUR OUTER TEXTURE?

Smashing cotton!

5) WHAT IS YOUR COLOR?

Radioactive smashed booger green!

6) ARE YOUR STABILIZERS SOFT, HARD, LUMPY, ETC?

I stand up!

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7) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?

Beware of Smashing

8) WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Antpeen

9) WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE PASTIMES?

Smashing! Squooshing! Bashing! Raging! Petting kitties! Listening to Black Widow’s melodious tones!

10) DO YOU HAVE ANY STRONG DISLIKES?

Mean people.

11) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG / TV SHOW / MOVIE?

Smashing Pumpkins!

12) WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST FANTASY OR DREAM?

All the things get smashed and I go back to normal.

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