Cat Vs. Cocker

a book called cat vs cocker by jody wallaceTitle: Cat Vs. Cocker
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: February 2020
Contributors: Jody Wallace
Pages: 30
ISBN13: 9781393703174
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A very good story about a very bad cat...

Raziel has everything a cat could want – her own house, her own human, and lots of tuna and cuddles. When her soft, wonderful human is seduced by a hairy, dog-scented male, Raziel does what any smart cat would do and resists the change, unwilling to give up her human's attention and the best spot in the bed.

Her stealthy resistance comes to an abrupt halt, however, when the humans try to introduce a dog into the household, and Raziel is forced to escalate into a literal campaign of terror. Have the humans been brainwashed by canine tail wags and fawning obedience, or can Raziel save the day?

This short story is not intended for children unless you like to read cuss words to children.

Cooley’s Panther

a book called cooley's panther by jody wallaceTitle: Cooley's Panther
Series: Felidae #1
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: March 2011
Contributors: Jody Wallace
Pages: 28
ASIN: B004S7MIHE
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Miss Nicola Johansen, otherwise known as Cooley, relies on the predictability of her suburban subdivision to keep her feeling safe. When she spies a black panther slinking along her back fence in the wee hours of the morning, her comfortable life is shaken like a maraca. Repeated calls to the cops result in an investigation, and a finger of blame gets pointed at the mysterious man who lives down the street. Like the fact his yard is a disgrace wasn't enough reason to suspect that man of nefarious dealings--the animal pens behind his house are the clincher.

But what happens when Cooley finds out her mysterious neighbor isn't quite the scofflaw she assumed? What happens when she finds out he's absolutely...magnetic?


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Whatsoever He Might Kind of Want or Desire

the cover for whatsoever he might kind of want or desire by jody wallace which is a parodyTitle: Whatsoever He Might Kind of Want or Desire
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: September 2013
Contributors: Jody Wallace
Pages: 25
ASIN: B00EZB5FH8
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Gorgeous former party girl law student Krissy LaLove has a heck of a lot riding on her slender shoulders—the care and feeding of several orphaned brothers and sisters. That’s why the vague but high-salaried job description in Creep’s List entices her to apply to be the eighteenth floor personal assistant of none other than ruthless billionaire CEO of CEO Industries, Assad Masterson.

However, Krissy quickly, ah, comes to discover the high-paying position she’s so desperate to land might mean swallowing her pride...and some other things...as Masterson introduces her to a world of dark lighting, sexual domination and binding contracts. A world where a six figure salary and company health insurance mean nothing next to satisfying one’s burning desires.

WARNING: This 6,600-word story contains a LOT of profanity, mockery, in-jokes between the authors’ split personalities, Wikipedia references, and inconsistent use of the Oxford comma. Totally on purpose.

WARNING 2: This book was originally issued under “Gladys Nutsack”. I won a bet, okay? It has not been substantially revised with this 2nd edition.

The Worst Christmas

cover for the worst christmas by jody wallace is a girl making a snowball in the snow and a parkaTitle: The Worst Christmas
Series: Tallwood Tall Tales #10
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: 2014
Contributors: Jody Wallace
Pages: 42
ASIN: B006MNOZW8
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Winifred Sampson can't believe Peter Duvall ruined her new cashmere sweater at the honor society banquet and her secret crush, quarterback Chase McKnight, saw the whole thing. When an ice storm hits Tallwood, Tennessee, for Christmas, will Peter somehow ruin her Christmas too? Or is Mother Nature evil enough without Peter's help?

This title is a prequel to What She Deserves, a contemporary romance novella for adults. The Worst Christmas, however, is suitable for ages 10+, with mild language but no sexual situations. It is approximately 9000 words long.


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A Wintertide Spell

wintertide spell by jody wallaceTitle: A Wintertide Spell
Series: Middle Kingdoms #1
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: November 2011
Contributors: Jody Wallace
Pages: 32
ASIN: B0068OMOJW
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If the King is fated to love thirteen women before he turns fifty, is he still husband material? One cold, snowy Wintertide Eve, Queen Geneva of Foresta tracks her straying spouse in an attempt to discover where exactly he goes at night. Has he met his next great love already? Will he put her and their three children aside?


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Field Trip

the cover for field trip by jody wallace, a very fun sf novellaTitle: Field Trip
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: May 2011
Contributors: Jody Wallace
Pages: 50
ASIN: B0053H3BVA
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Can a slightly cynical school teacher survive a field trip, an interdimensional incident and a handsome tour guide all at the same time?

A futuristic comedy of (little) terrors

Third grade teacher Hazel James has been escorting her students to the Space Station Freedom Museum and Amusement park on their annual field trip for years. Slightly dull years, all things considered, but well within the budget of the Integrated Public School System of Earth so she doesn't have to pay for the extras. This year, however, starts out with an ominous fizzle almost as soon as she and her batch of darling troublemakers enter the front door. The museum's shabby equipment malfunctions during the shuttle simulation. The children are having some issues with the whole paying attention business. And their usual tour guide has been replaced by a good-looking Zhie male--who's completely incompetent at his job.

Or is he? Miss James knows something is up at Space Station Freedom--whether due to budget cuts, poor management or one too many unruly student groups--but she has no idea what an unusual turn their annual field trip is about to take.

Date at McCabe’s

the cover for tiny treats which is a free anthology of st paddy's day romance storiesTitle: Date at McCabe's
Published by: Tiny Treats Anthologies
Release Date: March 2015
Contributors: Various Authors
Pages: 140
ASIN: B00U5GIL3W
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Tiny Treats is a multi-author collection of micro stories, tales that can be read in their entirety in only a handful of minutes. The stories in this anthology are set during St. Patrick's Day in the world of each author's respective books.

“Date at McCabe’s” by Jody Wallace: Mai isn’t too sure she’s enjoying the Italian American Parade in New Orleans, despite all the guys who keep kissing her as part of the festivities. They’re all pretty cute…but they’re all about 80 years old. Perhaps, within the 1200 allotted words, someone will come along and kiss a smile back onto her face.

The collection includes:
Love and Corned Beef by Heather McGovern
Haint and Begorrah by Maureen Hardegree
The High King’s Cauldron by Joan Kayse
Probability of Love by D.B. Sieders
Getting Lucky by Jenna Bennett
Her Pot of Gold by Lindsey Brookes
To Love a Leprechaun by Sophia Henry
Springs Love by Sydney Carroll
Pinch for Good Luck by Lori Waters
Lucky Enough by Natalie J. Damschroder
A Perfect Lucky Charm by Anna Sugden
His Good Luck Charm by Janice Lynn
Green Beer by Nancy Northcott
Blueberry Delight by Monica McCabe
Date at McCabe’s by Jody Wallace
Lucky in Love by Tanya Michaels
One Magic Kiss by Jeanne Adams
Green Beer and Shenanigans by Sally Kilpatrick
The Ides by Nicki Salcedo
A Gift from County Cork by Michelle Monkou
Lucky Day by Trish Milburn

New Year’s Magic

an anthology called tiny treats that is winter holiday themedTitle: New Year's Magic
Published by: Tiny Treats Anthologies
Release Date: November 2014
Contributors: Various Authors
Pages: 130
ASIN: B00PD8LTP4
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A free anthology from author and editor Trish Milburn and friends!

Tiny Treats is a multi-author collection of holiday-themed micro-stories. These are tales that can be read in their entirety in only a handful of minutes. The stories are submitted by dozens of authors who often set them in the larger worlds of their other books.

“New Year’s Magic” by Jody Wallace: Ana doesn’t expect her first date in ages to turn into a pumpkin at midnight, but that’s exactly what he does–on New Year’s Eve, no less! Who would do such a thing to her rather boring but harmless date, and why? She’ll find the answer and more within the space of only 1200 words.

Tropes: It’s 1200 words and super cute…just read it!

Tiny Treats includes:

Mistletoe Cowboy by Trish Milburn
An Ugly Sweater Christmas by Heather McGovern
Close to Perfect by Suzanne Ferrell
To Santa with Love by Lindsey Brookes
A Perfect Party by Anna Sugden
The Miracle of the Child by Bridget Hodder
Mistletoe Magic by D. B. Sieders
On This Christmas Day by Natalie J. Damschroder
Fashionably Late for Christmas by Tanya Michaels
A SEAL’s Proposal by Tawny Weber
White Christmas Pizza by Donna MacMeans
The Christmas Before Hell Froze Over by Sally Kilpatrick
Snowflake by Monica McCabe
An Unexpected Guest by Beth Pattillo
New Year’s Magic by Jody Wallace
Giving Thanks by Jeanette Grey
A Holiday Miracle by Michelle Monkou
A Bluestone Christmas Homecoming by MJ Fredrick
Haintsgiving by Maureen Hardegree
All She Wants for Christmas by Janice Lynn
The Solstice Ball by Nancy Northcott
Zombie of Good Cheer by Gretchen Stull
Snow and Ghosts by Nicki Salcedo
A Candle in the Window by Dorien Kelly
In Which Miss Gardella Receives Three Gifts by Colleen Gleason
A Miracle for Molly by Trish Milburn

Alien Attack

the cover for welcome to dunvegas by assorted authorsTitle: Alien Attack
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: July 2014
Contributors: Various Authors
Pages: 200
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A free book from authors of Beyond the Veil

Welcome to Dunvegas, an out-of-the-ordinary Las Vegas casino/resort modeled after an ancient Scottish castle. Dunvegas is unlike any other casino on The Strip. It caters to a preternatural crowd and plays host to the annual ParaPleasures Expo, the largest trade show on Earth dedicated solely to the pampering and pleasuring of vampires, weres, dragons, Fae, mages, and everything in between. The stories in this book take place in a roughly chronological order and contain connecting elements, but you do not need to read them all to appreciate the individual tales.

So pack light (Dunvegas has everything you could ever need) and confirm your reservation. The concierge desk is just beyond the fangs and hellhounds that guard the portcullis. Just keep your arms and legs inside as you cross the moat—the mermaids and the Kraken aren’t just for show. They’re real.

And it’s feeding time.

"Alien Attack" by Jody Wallace: Miranda Mellons, aspirant to the “Dream Team”, a cadre of ET conspiracy theorists, thinks she’s finally done it. Her new technological break-through will allow her to detect the aliens that walk among us. Finally, the Dream Team will have to accept her as a full member. Now she just has to prove her theory.

Miranda decides to test her equipment at the legendary Dunvegas Hotel and Casino since it’s at the perfect geographic location. So what if the ParaPleasures Expo is going on at the same time? She’s here to work. However, her detector doesn’t exactly function as planned…

Tropes: This adorable paranormal story includes kidnapping, disguises, and elements of fish out of water.

Authors and stories include:

1. Things Are Popping Up In Dunvegas, Part 1 by S.J. Willing
2. Touch Not The Ungloved Cat by Carolan Ivey
3. Never Too Late by Xakara
4. Things Are Popping Up In Dunvegas, Part 2 by S.J. Willing
5. I Dream of Desi by Jenna Leigh
6. NightMare in Dunvegas by Sela Carsen
7. Vegas Magic by Ember Case
8. The Big Bad Wolf by Bianca D’Arc
9. Dunvegas: Alien Attack by Jody Wallace
10. Things Are Popping Up In Dunvegas, Part 3 by S.J. Willing

Box Full of Faerie

The Heart Shaped Box is a cover of an anthology by many authorsTitle: Box Full of Faerie
Published by: Meankitty Publishing
Release Date: August 2014
Contributors: Various Authors
Pages: 50
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Take one metaphorical heart-shaped box. Hand it to eleven authors as a story seed. What do you get?

A porcelain music box. Candy. Magical stones. Love. Fairies. Demons. Brushes with horror. And cats. Of course, there are cats.

The Heart-Shaped Box is an 18,000 word paranormal anthology with stories Danube Adele, Angela Campbell, Shona Husk, Jane Kindred, Nicole Luiken, RL Naquin, Shawna Reppert, Veronica Scott, Regan Summers, Shawna Thomas, and Jody Wallace.

Rated PG-13. Contains mild profanity, sexual references, and minor violence.

"A Box Full of Faerie" by Jody Wallace: Rachele and her cats live as quiet a life as possible in suburbia--at least untl Rachele receives a large and mysterious delivery of a giant box. Why is the box glowing and why does Rachele suspect that opening it will change her entire life?

List of stories includes:

Story 1: Birthright by Shawna Thomas
Story 2: A Pledge of Devotion by Regan Summers
Story 3: Destiny in a Box by Angela Campbell
Story 4: Heart-shaped Box of Memories by Nicole Luiken
Story 5: The Silver Prison by Shona Husk
Story 6: The Knowing and the Myst by Danube Adele
Story 7: The Shape of His Heart by Jane Kindred
Story 8: Sherlock Holmes and the Secret of the Heart-Shaped Box By Shawna Reppert
Story 9: Violets in the Snow by Veronica Scott
Story 10: Unmatched Cupid by RL Naquin
Story 11: A Box Full of Faerie by Jody Wallace